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OUR SPECIALTY BURGERS

THE HOLY CHUCK (OUR SIGNATURE)
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON & CARAMELIZED ONIONS
PLEASE DON’T PUT ANY TOPPINGS!!
$9.99
THE BIG CHUCK
TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES, SPECIAL SAUCE, LETTUCE & CHEESE
BETWEEN A TOASTED BUN “WINK” “WINK”
$10.99
CHEESEBURGER
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER
$7.99
Jr. CHEESEBURGER
SINGLE Jr. CHEESEBURGER
$5.99
VENUS MY NUTTY COW
A SINGLE PATTY ON A GLUTEN FREE BUN TOPPED WITH WARM NUTELLA
$6.99
THE COWLORIE
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS,
BETWEEN TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES
$11.99
THE GRIND N’ SHINE
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, TOPPED
WITH CRISPY HOMEMADE POTATO CHIPS & A FRIED EGG
$10.99
LE CROISSANT DU PAYSAN
SINGLE BEEF PATTY WITH CHEESE, TWO SLICES OF CRISPY PANCETTA,PURE MAPLE SYRUP, FRENCH FRIES, A FRIED EGG & ALL BETWEEN A FRESHLY BAKED CROISSANT
$12.99
THE RAGING BULL
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH DOUBLE BACON, LAYERED WITH FRESH SAUTÉED HOT PEPPERS & FRIED IN A HOMEMADE CHIPOTLE SAUCE
$12.99
THE DEPRESSED COW “OKLAHOMA STYLE”
LOTS OF SHAVED SPANISH WHITE ONIONS SMASHED INTO TWO BEEF
PATTIES & SERVED HUMBLY WITH TRADITIONAL MUSTARD & PICKLES
$8.99
THE MoooGATS
DOUBLE BURGER WITH PARMIGIANO, SPICY SOPRESSATA AND HOMEMADE PEPERONCINI IN OIL
$12.99
THE FARMERS THREESOME
ONE LAMB PATTY, ONE BEEF PATTY, ONE ALL BACON PATTY, TRIPLE CHEESE, BACON & CARAMELIZED ONIONS
$12.99
THE HAWG
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON BETWEEN TWO DOUBLE CHEESE B.L.T. SANDWICHES
$14.99
THE VILLAGE COW “SAGANAKI STYLE”
TWO BEEF PATTIES TOPPED WITH A SEARED & MELTED KEFALOTIRI CHEESE, GREEK OLIVE OIL & RED ONION
$12.99
THE VILLAGE BAHAHASTARD “SAGANAKI STYLE”
TW0 FRESH ONTARIO LAMB PATTIES TOPPED WITH A SEARED & MELTED KEFALOTIRI CHEESE, GREEK OLIVE OIL, RED ONION & HOT OR SWEET PEPPERS
$14.99
ANIMAL FEED
PANKO CRUSTED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM STUFFED WITH FETA & CREAM CHEESE, DEEP FRIED THEN TOPPED WITH LETTUCE,
TOMATO & LEMON HERB AIOLI
$8.99
THE GRAZER
THE ANIMAL FEED BETWEEN TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES
$10.99
THE MAD COW
THE ANIMAL FEED + Jr. CHEESEBURGER
$10.99
THE SMOKEY COW
DOUBLE BURGER LAYERED WITH HEAVILY SMOKED 3 YEAR OLD CHEDDAR, DOUBLE SMOKED BACON AND SMOKED SEA SALT
$12.99
THE BIG BAD WOLF
TWO PATTIES FRIED IN BALL PARK MUSTARD, TOPPED WITH CARAMELIZED ONIONS, CHEESE & CARAMELIZED CRISPY MUSTARD
$9.99
THE FRUSTRATED COW
TWO BLEU BEEF BALLS (PATTIES) SMASHED, THEN TOPPED WITH AGED ST. AGUR BLEU CHEESE, DOUBLE SMOKED BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS & SAUTÉED CREAMY GARLIC PORTOBELLOS
$14.99
THE JERKY COW
DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER FRIED IN A SPICY & SALTY JERK SAUCE & TOPPED WITH BACON AND A FRESH SLICE OF SEARED PINEAPPLE
$13.99
THE MISUNDERSTOOD BREED
ONE BEEF PATTY & ONE ALL BACON PATTY BOTH TOPPED WITH CHEESE
$11.99
DIRTY DRUNKEN & MISUNDERSTOOD
THE M.B.(ABOVE) TOPPED WITH OUR HOMEMADE VINO CHILI (MILD OR SPICY; SPICY HAS EXTRA BACON)
$12.99
YOU FAT PIG
TWO 100% ALL BACON PATTIES, TRIPLE CHEESE, CRISPY BACON & TOPPED WITH OUR HOMEMADE CREAMY BACON DRESSING
$11.99
THE MISUNDERSTOOD FAT PIG
THE MISUNDERSTOOD BREED WITH BACON & BACON DRESSING
$12.99
THE SIXXY COW
SIX PATTIES, SIX CHEESE, TRIPLE BACON
$16.99
THE GO CHUCK YOURSELF (IT’S EPIC!)
SIX PATTIES, SIX CHEESE, TRIPLE BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS & STACKED BETWEEN THREE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES
$21.99
THE HOLY DUCK (IT’S UNREAL!!!)
A SINGLE BEEF PATTY TOPPED WITH SEARED QUEBEC FOIE GRAS, DOUBLE SMOKED BACON, WHITE TRUFFLE OIL, PURE CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP & FRESH ITALIAN WHITE TRUFFLES
$29.99
THE HOLY GHOST *CHALLENGE ONLY!*
THREE PATTIES COOKED WITH GHOST PEPPERS AND GHOST EXTRACTS. (ASK FOR DETAILS)
$29.99
* ADD FRESH WHITE ITALIAN TRUFFLES TO YOUR BURGER FOR ONLY $9.99
* GLUTEN FREE & WHOLE WHEAT BUNS AVAILABLE GLUTEN FREE BUNS ADD $0.99

 

POUTINES, FRESH FRIES & CHIPS

HAND CUT CRISPY FRIES $3.49
PANKO CRUSTED ONION RINGS
DELICIOUS, BUT NOT SO HOMEMADE
$4.79
POUTINE
WITH REAL QUEBEC CHEESE CURDS
$6.99
NUTELLA FRIES WITH ICE CREAM
WITH A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM AND SMOTHERED WITH WARM NUTELLA
$7.99
CREAMY FETA FRIES
TOPPED WITH LOTS OF GREEK FETA AND HOMEMADE CREAMY DRESSING
$6.99
BIG CHUCK FRIES
SPECIAL SAUCE, LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES & SESAME SEEDS
$6.99
HOLY CHUCK FRIES
BACON & DOUBLE CHEESE, SMOTHERED IN OUR HOMEMADE VINO CHILI (MILD OR SPICY; SPICY HAS EXTRA BACON)
$7.99
RAGING BULL FRIES
DOUBLE BACON, DOUBLE CHEESE & FRESH SAUTÉED HOT PEPPERS, SMOTHERED IN OUR RAGING BULL GRAVY
$7.99
FRESH ITALIAN WHITE TRUFFLE FRIES
AGED VILLAGE CHEESE FROM NORTHERN GREECE, FRENCH TRUFFLE OIL & FRESH WHITE TRUFFLES FROM ITALY.  SERVED WITH TRUFFLE MAYONNAISE
$14.99
FOIE GRAS POUTINE
WITH FRESH WHITE TRUFFLES
$29.99
CHIPOTLE MAYO / LEMON HERB AIOLI $0.99
TRUFFLE MAYONNAISE $2.99

 

SPECIALTY SHAKES

MADE WITH 100% REAL ICE CREAM (95% ICE CREAM, 5% MILK)
BACON, FUDGE & SEA SALT $5.99
NUTELLA $5.99
NUTELLA & SALTED CARAMEL $5.99
NUTELLA & PEANUT BUTTER $5.99
REESE’S PIECES & BANANA $5.99
WASABI FRESH GINGER & GREEN ONION $5.99
HAPPY FRAPPY $5.99
GRANDMA’S APPLE PIE $5.99
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY $5.99
REAL SALTED BUTTER MILK(FRESHLY SEPARATED DAILY) $5.99
STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE $5.99
FUDGE, SEA SALT & FRESH RED CHILI $5.99
BANANA SPLIT $5.99
FRESH LEMON $5.99
REGULAR CHOCOLATE, VANILLA & STRAWBERRY $4.99
REAL STRAWBERRY $7.99
MADAGASCAR BOURBON VANILLA BEAN $7.99
FOIE GRAS & TRUFFLE OIL $14.99

 

DESSERTS

DEEP FRIED TWINKIE $5.99
YOU BACON ME CRAZY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
VANILLA ICE CREAM SANDWICHED BETWEEN TWO FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND CRUSTED IN FRESH BACON BITS
$4.99
NUTELLA LOLLIPOPS
DEEP FRIED NUTELLA LOLLIPOPS SERVED WITH FRESH WHIPPED CREAM (3 PIECES)
$4.99
THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER & THE ICE CREAM MAKER
RAW COOKIE DOUGH WRAPPED WITH BACON, THEN DEEP FRIED & SERVED ON TOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH BELGIAN CHOCOLATE & PURE CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP
$5.99
HOLY FUNNEL CAKE
TOPPED WITH VANILLA ICE CREAM, WARM NUTELLA AND STRAWBERRY SAUCE
$7.99

 

POP AND JUICES

CAN POP / BOTTLED WATER $1.99
FOUNTAIN POP (FREE REFILLS) $2.49
JUICE / BOTTLE POP / NESTEA $2.49
MINERAL WATER $2.49
COCONUT WATER / SPECIALTY JUICES $2.99

 

EXTRAS & ADD-ON’S

BACON, CHEESE, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, FRIED EGG 99¢
SIDE OF GRAVY $1.49
RAGING BULL GRAVY $2.49
BEEF PATTY(INCL. CHEESE) $2.99
ALL BACON PATTY(INCL. CHEESE) $3.99
LAMB PATTY $4.99