ADD ANY FRIES & DRINK TO ANY BURGER & SAVE 85¢

OUR SPECIALTY BURGERS

THE HOLY CHUCK (OUR SIGNATURE) DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON & CARAMELIZED ONIONS PLEASE DON’T PUT ANY TOPPINGS!!	$11.49
THE BIG CHUCK TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES, SPECIAL SAUCE, LETTUCE & CHEESE ONIONS AND PICKLES BETWEEN A TOASTED BUN “WINK” “WINK”	$12.59
CHEESEBURGER DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER	$9.49
Jr. CHEESEBURGER SINGLE Jr. CHEESEBURGER	$7.49
VENUS MY NUTTY COW A SINGLE PATTY ON A GLUTEN FREE BUN TOPPED WITH WARM NUTELLA	$8.99
THE COWLORIE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, BETWEEN TWO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES	$13.49
THE GRIND N’ SHINE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, TOPPED WITH CRISPY HOMEMADE POTATO CHIPS & A FRIED EGG	$12.59
THE RAGING BULL DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH DOUBLE BACON, LAYERED WITH FRESH SAUTÉED HOT PEPPERS & FRIED IN A HOMEMADE CHIPOTLE SAUCE	$14.79
THE BUTCHER THREE PATTIES, THREE CHEESE, THREE BACON	$14.79
THE FARMERS THREESOME ONE LAMB PATTY, ONE BEEF PATTY, ONE ALL BACON PATTY, TRIPLE CHEESE, BACON & CARAMELIZED ONIONS	$15.79
THE SMOKEY COW DOUBLE BURGER LAYERED WITH HEAVILY SMOKED 3 YEAR OLD CHEDDAR, DOUBLE SMOKED BACON, SMOKED SEA SALT	$14.99
THE VILLAGE BAHAHASTARD “SAGANAKI STYLE” TWO FRESH ONTARIO LAMB PATTIES TOPPED WITH A SEARED & MELTED KEFALOTIRI CHEESE, GREEK OLIVE OIL, RED ONION & HOT OR SWEET PEPPERS	$16.29
THE GREEK BAHAHASTARD TWO LAMB PATTIES, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, LETTUCE, TOMATO & TOPPED WITH A ROASTED RED PEPPER & GARLIC FETA AIOLI	$14.29
THE BIG BAD WOLF TWO PATTIES FRIED IN BALL PARK MUSTARD, TOPPED WITH CARAMELIZED ONIONS, CHEESE & CARAMELIZED CRISPY MUSTARD	$11.49
THE DEPRESSED COW “OKLAHOMA STYLE” LOTS OF SHAVED SPANISH WHITE ONIONS SMASHED INTO TWO BEEF PATTIES & SERVED HUMBLY WITH TRADITIONAL MUSTARD & PICKLES	$10.99
THE FRUSTRATED COW TWO BLEU BEEF BALLS (PATTIES) SMASHED, THEN TOPPED WITH AGED ST. AGUR BLEU CHEESE, DOUBLE SMOKED BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS & SAUTÉED CREAMY GARLIC PORTOBELLOS	$16.29
THE MISUNDERSTOOD BREED ONE BEEF PATTY & ONE ALL BACON PATTY BOTH TOPPED WITH CHEESE	$12.99
THE JERKY COW DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER FRIED IN A SPICY & SALTY JERK SAUCE & TOPPED WITH BACON AND A FRESH SLICE OF SEARED PINEAPPLE	$15.39
THE HOLY VEGAN QUINOA, HEMP HEARTS, MUSHROOMS, RICE, GARLIC, FRESH HERBS AND LOTS OF OTHER HEALTHY STUFF, TOPPED WITH A FRESH GARLIC & HERB OLIVE OIL	$15.99
ANIMAL FEED (VEGETARIAN) PANKO CRUSTED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM STUFFED WITH FETA & CREAM CHEESE, DEEP FRIED THEN TOPPED WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO & LEMON HERB AIOLI	$10.99
YOU FAT PIG TWO 100% ALL BACON PATTIES, TRIPLE CHEESE, CRISPY BACON & TOPPED WITH OUR HOMEMADE CREAMY BACON DRESSING	$13.49
THE SIXXY COW SIX PATTIES, SIX CHEESE, TRIPLE BACON	$19.99
THE GO CHUCK YOURSELF (IT’S EPIC!) SIX PATTIES, SIX CHEESE, TRIPLE BACON, CARAMELIZED ONIONS & STACKED BETWEEN THREE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES	$26.99
THE HOLY DUCK (IT’S UNREAL!!!) A SINGLE BEEF PATTY TOPPED WITH SEARED QUEBEC FOIE GRAS, DOUBLE SMOKED BACON, WHITE TRUFFLE OIL, PURE CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP & FRESH ITALIAN WHITE TRUFFLES	$34.99

 

HAND CUT CRISPY FRIES & POUTINES

HAND CUT CRISPY FRIES	$4.19
CRISPY SWEET POTATO FRIES	$6.49
PANKO CRUSTED ONION RINGS DELICIOUS, BUT NOT SO HOMEMADE	$5.49
POUTINE WITH REAL QUEBEC CHEESE CURDS	$8.29
CREAMY FETA FRIES TOPPED WITH LOTS OF GREEK FETA AND HOMEMADE CREAMY DRESSING	$8.29
BIG CHUCK FRIES SPECIAL SAUCE, LETTUCE, ONIONS, PICKLES & SESAME SEEDS	$8.29
FILO’S FRIED PANKO PICKLES DEEP FRIED PICKLES SERVED WITH CHIPOTLE MAYO	$8.99
RAGING BULL FRIES DOUBLE BACON, DOUBLE CHEESE & FRESH SAUTÉED HOT PEPPERS, SMOTHERED IN OUR RAGING BULL GRAVY	$8.99
FRESH ITALIAN WHITE TRUFFLE FRIES AGED VILLAGE CHEESE FROM NORTHERN GREECE, FRENCH TRUFFLE OIL & FRESH WHITE TRUFFLES FROM ITALY.  SERVED WITH TRUFFLE MAYONNAISE	$15.99
FOIE GRAS TRUFFLE POUTINE FRESH SEARED QUEBEC FOIE GRAS, QUEBEC CHEESE CURDS AND ITALIAN WHITE TRUFFLE OIL	$34.99
CHIPOTLE MAYO / LEMON HERB AIOLI	$1.25
ROASTED RED PEPPER & FETA GARLIC SPREAD	$1.79
TRUFFLE MAYONNAISE	$3.29

 

SPECIALTY SHAKES

MADE WITH 100% REAL ICE CREAM (95% ICE CREAM, 5% MILK)
BACON, FUDGE & SEA SALT	$7.99
NUTELLA	$7.99
NUTELLA & SALTED CARAMEL	$7.99
NUTELLA & PEANUT BUTTER	$7.99
REESE’S PIECES & BANANA	$7.99
WILDFLOWER HONEY, PEANUT BUTTER AND SEA SALT	$7.99
STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE	$7.99
BANANA SPLIT	$7.99
PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY	$7.99
REAL SALTED BUTTERMILK	$7.99
FUDGE, SEA SALT & FRESH RED CHILI	$7.99
GRANDMAS APPLE PIE	$7.99
CHOCOLATE, VANILLA & OR STRAWBERRY	$6.99
REAL STRAWBERRY	$8.99
MADAGASCAR BOURBON VANILLA BEAN	$12.99
FOIE GRAS & TRUFFLE OIL	$16.99

 

DESSERTS

DEEP FRIED TWINKIE WITH VANILLA ICE CREAM, WILD BLUEBERRY COMPOTE & FRESH WHIPPED CREAM	$7.99
NUTELLA LOLLIPOPS DEEP FRIED NUTELLA LOLLIPOPS SERVED WITH FRESH WHIPPED CREAM (3 PIECES)	$6.99
HOLY FUNNEL CAKE TOPPED WITH VANILLA ICE CREAM, WARM NUTELLA AND STRAWBERRY SAUCE	$9.99
SUGAR WITH SPICE & EVERYTHING NICE CRISPY SWEET POTATO FRIES COVERED IN HONEY, CINNAMON, BROWN SUGAR & A SCOOP OF VANILLA  ICE CREAM	$9.99
NUTELLA FRIES WITH ICE CREAM WITH A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM AND SMOTHERED WITH WARM NUTELLA	$8.49
FOIE GRAS PANCAKES (SERVES 2-4) “TO DIE FOR” 8 BUTTERMILK PANCAKES, FOIE GRAS, FRESH ITALIAN WHITE TRUFFLES, PURE MAPLE SYRUP, TRUFFLE OIL, WHIPPED CREAM AND A WILD BLUEBERRY COMPOTE. ** PLEASE PRE-ORDER 24 HOURS IN ADVANCE	$34.99

 

POP AND JUICES

FREESTYLE FOUNTAIN POP (FREE REFILLS)	$2.69
BOTTLED WATER	$2.19
JUICE / BOTTLE POP / NESTEA	$2.69
GLASS BOTTLE POP	$2.99
MINERAL WATER / EVIAN	$2.99

 

EXTRAS & ADD-ON’S

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BUNS	$2.99
GLUTEN FRIENDLY BUN	$1.49
KETO / PALEO BUN (CONTAINS ALMONDS)	$1.99
WHOLE WHEAT BUN OR LETTUCE WRAP	FREE
MAPLE BACON	$1.49
CHEESE / CARAMELIZED ONIONS / FRIED EGG	$1.29
SIDE OF GRAVY	$1.99
RAGING BULL GRAVY	$2.99
BEEF PATTY (INCL. CHEESE)	$3.99
LAMB PATTY	$5.99
100% MAPLE SMOKED BACON PATTY (INCL. CHEESE)	$4.99

“WE DON’T CHUCK AROUND! ALL OUR MEATS ARE OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY AND GROUND IN-HOUSE HOURLY. WE WANT TO PROVIDE YOU WITH WHAT WE THINK IS THE GREATEST BURGER IN THE WORLD! WE HOPE YOU WILL AGREE. BON APPETIT!”

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